KristyJane: America

We stayed on Sunset Blvd in LA, which was great as there was so much

happening right on our doorstep and we only had to walk up and down

the street to see anything.

The restaurants were great, as were the shows. We were pretty naughty

the first night, we went to a lovely restaurant, then after that we of course

had to check out "Hustler" (can't go to America and not check out Hustler,

the boy's reckon), then we conned our way into the House of Blues for

free (I think it was something to do with the Hustlers bags that Fiona and

I were holding when we were talking to the bouncers earlier! Dumped

them at the hotel) then went back in and saw Kings of Leon, couldn't

believe our luck!

After they finished we went upstairs to the Voodoo Lounge were Fiona

tried to pay for her drinks with her Amway card (thought she handed

him her credit card) (Amway's American she kept telling him)

and then into the Karaoke bar, and got extremely drunk on shooters.......

and sang at the House Of Blues in Los Angeles!

Sad to say we weren't picked up by any talent scouts.....

About 3am we stumbled our way back to the hotel, along the way we come

across a cigar/smoke shop, next minute Fiona is inside along with some

pretty mean looking specimens sitting in lounge chairs, picture Black Mafia

looking men, no joke, big black fellas in suits with jewellery hanging off them

everywhere, dressed in suits, even though we were plastered, we crapped

ourselves when we saw what she had walked into, I did say they were in

suits didn't I. She was so drunk, that I think they were extremely

amused by this tiny, spastic Australian woman....

Thank God....anyway she bought some cigars and we continued staggering

and giggling our way back to the hotel, where we thought it would be a good

idea to consume a bottle of rum and smoke the cigars beside the pool!

Paul and John - yes boy's can't you just taste those cigars.

Yep - that's me! What an old tart.....I was just sitting back relaxing!

And enjoying the view.........

What view do you ask?

Well we have got photos, but I won't shock you with those. John and Paul

decided it would be a great idea to go for a skinny dip (it was freezing)

actually thinking about how cold it was, it wasn't much of a view boys.

LMAO.....so in they hopped, next thing along came about 15 girls and

2 guys all in their early 20's who decided to have a chat to the weird

Australians, can you picture this - John and Paul standing there

naked and Fiona and I laying back smoking cigars...what's that

saying - "Only in America". One of the guys reckons, "Where you

from again!"

Anyway we stayed there until the concierge told us to go to bed

cause we were too noisy.

The next day......

Well let's just say we did not see much of LA!

John, Fi and I went across the road to the Saddle Ranch for a big bfast, took
one home for Paul, but he decided to give it a miss. This is unreal this place,
looks pretty rough, but they do the best meals and are always packed and
it's smack bang in the middle of Sunset Boulevard.

We did the tour of LA, I took heaps of photos of famous peoples houses,
in Beverley Hills which now when I look at them I have no idea who
they belong to. We did the walk of fame, shopped on Rodeo Drive, I
much to Johns disgust ate a cupcake at Sprinkles cupcakes (they're
famous, I HAD TO EAT A RED VELVET CUPCAKE, Fiona made me).